jenga

Hi. I'm Jenga, I'm new here at MCASAC, and I want to be clear that this is not a complaint. It's a review. Let me walk you through it.I have a bed. A real one. I also have a fuzzy blanket, which I want you to know I take very seriously. And the toys? Plural. An embarrassment of toys. Somebody around here understands that a girl needs options.Meals arrive. On time. Every time. There is also a pail of water roughly the size of my ambitions. Five stars. I would dine here again, and in fact I will, later today.Genuinely lovely people. Very attentive. Extremely generous with the scratches. I have no complaints about the hospitality, and I've been paying close attention.So why am I looking to check out, you ask?I want a person.Not a visitor. Not a shift change. A person. Mine.I should tell you what happens when someone walks up to my kennel: my body starts wiggling before I've made a conscious decision about it. It's automatic. The back half goes first and the rest of me follows. I've stopped trying to control it and I'd encourage you not to try either.MY QUALIFICATIONS:• Walking companion — I stay close. Not tethered to your ankles close, just checking in, still here, glad it's you close.• Bench specialist — Give me the chance to sit next to you on a bench and I will take it every single time. This is my favorite thing. Possibly my whole personality.• Kisses — Large. Enthusiastic. Non-negotiable. Please prepare accordingly.• Dogs — Perfectly fine around them, thank you for asking. But I'm a people dog. That's where my heart is.Look, I don't want to be immodest, but people have used the word cute. I didn't bring it up. They did. I just try my best and let the wrinkles do the rest.I'm hoping someone can make my stay here a short one. The bed is nice. The blanket is nice. The toys are nice. But none of it is a lap, and none of it is a bench, and none of it is you.I'm the best girl. I'm ready to check out whenever you are.