SEEKING: My Forever Home
Hello! My name is Honey, and I'm on the hunt for my very own forever family.
About me? Well, I'm a beautiful, mature lady with a youthful spirit, a heart full of love, and eyes that everyone says are impossible to resist. Seriously—one look into my soulful eyes and you might find yourself filling out adoption paperwork.
The humans keep calling me a "senior," but I think there must be some mistake. I still have plenty of energy, love to play, and approach every day like a dog half my age.
I'm what they call a "people dog." I love everyone I meet and firmly believe that strangers are just friends I haven't hugged yet. If you're looking for a loyal companion who will follow you from room to room, supervise all household activities, and make sure you're never lonely, I am exceptionally qualified for the position.
My favorite things include:
Hugs and kisses
Following my people everywhere they go
Playing with dog friends
Squeaky toys (the squeakier, the better)
Treats of all kinds
Raw chicken feet (the greatest delicacy known to dogkind)
Learning new things for snacks because I'm very food motivated
I'm house-trained, crate-trained, walk nicely on a leash, and I'm even bilingual—I understand both English and Spanish. I get along well with other dogs and enjoy having canine friends to play with. I'm also comfortable around horses.
Now, because every good personal ad should be honest, here are a few fun facts about me:
I occasionally enjoy interior decorating. Specifically, I like to redecorate dog beds by removing the stuffing and may borrow clothing items left within reach. Because of my creative talents, I do best being crated when my people aren't home. Fortunately, I can settle in very nicely in my crate.
I would not be a good match for you if you cohabitate with cats.
I stay feeling my best with my Purina Pro Plan meals and daily Cosequin. In return, I offer endless affection, unwavering loyalty, plenty of laughs, and a lifetime membership in my fan club.
Love,
Honey
P.S. If you bring chicken feet to our first date, you will earn a special place in my heart
