sledge

SLEDGE The Dungeon Has a New Champion.Meet Sledge, a fearless tabby kitten who entered the dungeon with nothing but tiny paws, sharp claws, and an attitude far too big for his body.Sledge may look adorable, but don't let the fluff fool you. He's a seasoned dungeon crawler who specializes in surprise attacks, midnight zoomies, and stealing anything that isn't nailed down. His favorite loot includes treats, shoelaces, cardboard boxes, and the occasional forbidden household object.Class: Tiny BerserkerWeapon: Claws of Unreasonable ViolenceSpecial Ability: Adorable AmbushFavorite Loot: TreatsWeakness: Belly rubs (he will deny this)Alignment: Chaotic CuddlyDungeon Status: Somehow still aliveWhen the dungeon gets dark, Sledge gets to work. When the monsters come crawling, he puffs up his tail and prepares for battle.And when the cameras turn on?Sledge is ready for his close-up.Long live the dungeon kitten.